..The weekend I moved to Chicago, two guys where in the middle of a terrible crime spree. The FBI officer in charge was asked if he could describe the pair and he answered, “yeah, we are looking for a couple of real knuckle heads!”. He added nothing else. They had kidnapped a women and critically injured two other people. It was the most hilariously understated use of knuckle head I’ve seen.

My dad, also my High School principal, kicked out the crowd at a playoff basketball game for an organized chant that contained a swear word… He got on the mic and called everyone “jug-heads” and kicked us out.

… I was a freshman at the time, this is one of the moments that I attribute my drinking problem to…