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A Nickel Of Offense is Worth
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Cleveland Browns have 12 players sick
with
flu-like symptoms, putting their roster in disarray for the Packers game this weekend. It
is speculated by the media, that the Browns players are infected with swine flu, making them even
bigger underdogs against the 3-2 Packers
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YES! As a Browns fan, this is the best news we have had in
years. Did you know that, in the middle ages, armies would siege castles by
catapulting people infected
with the black plague
over walls and into the opposing city? Historians consider it to be the first form
of germ warfare. Likewise, the Browns should put only infected players on the
defensive line- even throw them over the line of scrimmage, like so many
catapulted bodies, to infect Packer players inside the pocket (don’t even wait for the
whistle- just run back there and do every thing short of vomit on them).
FINALLY, Cleveland has been given some thing (a disease) that can scare the opposition.
It is to be embraced:
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