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• Bar: Max’s Place
• Random Sign It’s A Dive: they check $5 bills to see if they are counterfeit
• Time: last week
Exchange:
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A near homeless man walks into the bar with his dog |
| Stranger (also looks nearly homeless): |
“Hey, man- that’s a really cool dog… …What kind is it?” |
| Near Homeless Man: |
“It’s a canine”. He states this confidently. He clearly thinks “canine” is a
specific breed, not a general, more-scientific term for dogs. |
| Stranger: |
“Canine?…” He’s pretending that this jogs a special place in
his memory.
“Yeah… ” (now excited) “…I’ve heard of them”. |
| Near Homeless Man: |
“Yeah…” (shakes head approvingly) ”…great dogs“ |
God, I love drinking at cheap places.
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