Most important invention?- Easy. Missionary style sex.

"What?"

It created the very human race. Fuck no, Stan, I'm not just talking about how babies are made- I'm talking about the birth of a rational mind!

No other animals face each other during sex. By looking at each other, we realized: other minds exist! The world exists beyond our appetites.

People bring up the printing press, but, without missionary sex, we'd still be in trees.

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