Conversations at a Diver Bar, #412



FRIEND:

 

“What do you think’s the scariest movie of the year so far?”
ME:

 

“Easy. Cars
FRIEND:

 

“What?!”
ME:

 

“Oh yeah. See, cars can only evolve as a machine for people, but there are no people in that movie, which means clearly it takes place in a post apocalyptic world where cars and computers have eliminated humans.
ME:

 

“See, in most movies where speechless things talk, like “Toy Story” or “Dr Doolittle”, the characters speak a silent language that humans don’t understand or notice. But, in Cars, we were just eliminated. It’s scarier than “The Matrix”.