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	<title>Sean Flannery &#187; ungoogleable</title>
	<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp</link>
	<description>Comedian Sean Flannery- new jokes, clips and show information</description>
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		<title>Long Term Plans</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cryogenics?- the science is bullet proof, but where are you going to find a company that will pay the electric bills for 5000 straight years?  Sears has barely survived 50 years, continuously.  No, I suspect you&#8217;d thaw out –go bad, like milk forgotten on a counter—when the company holding you loses files in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/05/18/long-term-plans/</link>
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		<title>Innovation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The race to create the perfect cigarette has yielded more inventions than all space missions combined.  

No, Gus, NASA rarely invented the products we attribute to them- rather, they licensed the technology.  The cigarette companies, meanwhile, invented everything- and always on accident!  

The modern kitchen was invented in tobacco experiments go awry, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/04/30/innovation/</link>
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		<title>Medusa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a pepper in India so hot, the very act of spotting it would kill you.  ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/04/19/medusa/</link>
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		<title>Old Fashioned</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the traditional West, keeping the same bed room as your wife would land you in jail as a deviant.  To them, it would be like hearing you hang from the ceiling, suspended naked by wanton strangers.  They&#8217;d sooner put you in jail, then process the image.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/04/15/old-fashioned/</link>
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		<title>Nature Returns</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You can not walk more than five city blocks without being attacked by a pack of wild dogs in Detroit.  They hand out bats, like most cities give maps, for walking.  Man is no longer in charge, in Detroit.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/04/13/nature-returns/</link>
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		<title>A Giant Flat Disc</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There has never been a human who believed the Earth was flat.  The ancients –perhaps even the cavemen—knew the Earth was spherical; they only sucked at drawing it.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/04/09/a-giant-flat-disc/</link>
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		<title>Something to Believe In</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Poison&#8217;s entire first album is an anti Vietnam epic.  Yes, I&#8217;ve listened to it Fred- and it&#8217;s straight up protest music.  They were just so hilarious, in dress and behavior, we never noticed.  Hell, I&#8217;m not sure they noticed.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/04/05/something-to-believe-in/</link>
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		<title>Seafaring</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Any NFL tight end could swim faster than Michael Phelps.  Our best athletes go into our best sports, Ern, not the ones that require a two hour drive outside the city each day.  Phelps is simply the fastest swimmer with a car and involved parents.  
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		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/04/02/seafaring/</link>
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		<title>Overcast</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You can not possibly be mugged tonight- it’s raining.

“I’m sorry?”

Criminals hate bad weather as much as you. Look at a police blotter- you are more likely to be hit by lighting, than mugged, in the rain. ]]></description>
		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/04/02/overcast-2/</link>
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		<title>The Party Still Continues</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Weekend at Bernie’s II is the most important movie of all time.  

Yes, I’m serious- it was the first sequel to offer no justification for continuing the story.  Before that, only huge blockbusters –great movies—were turned into sequels.  Releasing a sequel for a bad movie was unthinkable.  Producers lacked the gall.

Weekend [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.worldsdumbestman.com/wp/2010/03/30/the-party-still-continues/</link>
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